Physics revolves around Pepsi! At least, that’s what this design document, leaked on reddit yesterday — if it’s real, which considering its higher levels of absurdity would be remarkable — claims. I especially like the illustration of the gravitational field, which, as you can see in the illustration above, emanates from the Pepsi logo like the Earth’s magnetic field from Earth. Or something. I highly suggest reading the pdf, which regardless of veracity is an amusing read. Starting off relatively modestly, comparing the Pepsi brand to Euclid and the golden ratio, we get the outlines of a Pepsi physics parallell to real physics, which is then extended to “Pepsi galaxy” and “Pepsi universe”. Apparently, “The Pepsi Orbits dimensionalize exponentially”.
