Daily Meh is an edited stream of consciousness, by Simen.

Windhammer by Rob Weychert

Rob Weychert describes his experience in the Philadelphia Air Guitar Championship — apparently there is such a thing — in Fray’s Geek issue:

My body was stolidly walked onto the stage by its new occupant. To say he was confident would falsely suggest that failure was even a possibility. His stare pierced every eyeball in the house, and those who managed to avoid it directly were startled to attention when it bounced off the rear wall and stabbed into their retinas through the cranium-coated pulp behind them. He was a being of such pure will that outside forces could not possibly have brought about his existence. He had created himself, and whatever emotion his makeup allowed was dutifully focused on his sole purpose: to rock.