Daily Meh is an edited stream of consciousness, by Simen.

With one application that we developed in our firm, we often noticed users moving their mouse around impatiently as they waited for a long calculation to complete. One of my coworkers had an idea to have a slowdown loop in our application which gradually sped up when the user moved their mouse pointer. We couldn’t wait for a whole set of users to be trained Pavlovian-style to shake their mice and speed up our program …