Daily Meh is an edited stream of consciousness, by Simen.

But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, “Oh hai! I’m in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don’t be scairdy cat. Take Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HoverCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly.

Matthew 1:20 in cat pidgin. Sadly, the language seems to be all over the place in terms of spelling, grammar and even idioms; it would have been interesting to present it as people spontaneously creating a language, but really, it’s more like everyone has their personal version of a code for English.